I admit this is mainly for Cowboys fans, and also Longhorn fans may glance at it.
I figured it wasn’t going to happen, but I was sorry Dallas didn’t get Xavier Worthy in the draft. But of course, Kansas City has been struggling for so long, this may really help the spirit of the city. It’s been nine long years since the Royals were true royalty, and, gosh, that KU basketball team, this season, just wasn’t its old self.
What got me was, what did the Chiefs lose to get moved up in the draft to Buffalo’s spot? It was so complicated and boring, I thought I was playing Monopoly and debating whether to buy Park Place or not.
“This future pick, here a pick, there a pick, everywhere a pick-pick…”
And the Bills’ official, who was quoted, said something about he didn’t care what the Chiefs got. Right. He’ll remember that if they meet in the 2024 postseason, and Xavier Worthy waves bye-bye on a 70-yard catch and run.
The young man, who is sort of an innocent spectator here as I write all this praise, was timed in the 40-yard dash in 4.21 seconds—with NFL folks watching and using their Rolex to time him. I don’t know how (Taylor) Swift that is, but Superman finished second, and a Hybrid Ferrari ran out of charge. Can you imagine Worthy and CeeDee Lamb going long on both sides of the gridiron?
No, I don’t know if the Cowboys tried to make a deal where they might have gotten him in the draft, but if I were you, I wouldn’t miss too many Chiefs games on TV. I don’t know who the current top wide receiver who wears KC colors is, but I know that Travis Kelce is one of the best tight ends in history.
Yes, the Cowboys did get some college linemen, and although I don’t know much about them, they very much need an improved and healthy offensive line. Of course, we don’t know yet—except for Dak—for whom it will be blocking.
Well, maybe some Dallas folks aren’t too unhappy. The Texans have really come along in time, almost as good as 4.21 seconds. And— Kansas City used to be in another city where they were known as the Texans.